blo:
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
same but change that 34 to 200
(via uoa)
I hateeee you for making me careeeee and I hate all your mixed signals and I hate that we don’t talk anymore like my feelings are over you but my mind isn’t does that make sense?
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
(via xcabinfeverx)